Online, looking for coffee shops around my dad's house, so I can survive a week in the bunghole of America - aka Florida.
And in my search this is what I find.
Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits - More Info / Map1713 S Pine Ave, Ocala, FL 34474 Category: Coffee
WHAT. THE. FAWK. I am never going to survive a week there. Never ever ever ever.